CB-Drop

This scifi fan-fic of 'The Big Bang Theory'.

  Amy Farah Fowler is sexually frustrated with her boyfriend, Dr. Sheldon Cooper, who believes theirs is a relationship of the mind. She isn't going to cheat on or leave Sheldon because she is very much in love with him. She cooks up an evil plan.

  Amy thinks to herself, 'If I can't get Sheldon to have his way with me. And Penny is obviously too beautiful to the nasty with me.'

There  is a knock on her door.

"Come on in."

Penny walks in. And she says, "Hey Amy.'

"Hey bestie."

"Are you ready to go lunch with me and Bernadette?" Penny asks Amy. 

"I don't know if I want to come."

"Aww sweetie is everything alright?"

"It's Sheldon. He doesn't understand me."

"Sweetie it's Sheldon, he understands toy trains not human emotions. You can talk to me about it, if you want."

"No I think I am going to skip lunch and work in my lab for a while."

Penny embraces Amy into a warm hug, "If you want me talk to Sheldon, I can, you know."

"No I'll figure out a way talk to him about what's been bothering me."

Penny's phone pings, "It's Bernadette. She texted me she's downstairs. Are you sure you don't want to come?"

"Yeah." 

"OK call me if you want to talk."

Penny makes her way out. 

Amy decides to go her lab. 

"I have to think of a where all the people of the world don't get to do the deed. I will have to think of a way that won't hurt the human existence though."

After hours of pondering, an idea struck her mind.

"I'm a neuroscientist. I can come up with a solution that mutates the male species' brain to lose their genitalia."

So after working day night at her evil plan. She creates her own Genitalia elimination solution and calls 'CB-Drop'.

One day at her lab, Amy was thinking 'How do I get this to go worldwide. Now that I have made the CB-Drop' 

Bernadette walks in on Amy deep in her thoughts. "Hey Amy, are you feeling okay? You've kept to yourself lately."

"Yeah I'm fine. Just working on a new paper that i'm writing. And also I have created a solution for it. Do you know a way with which I can get this to go worldwide."

"Gee, I don't know. Maybe Howard can help. He is always transmitting signals to his gamer friends in China."

"You think I can do the same with my solution to the entire world."

"Maybe."

They head over to Howard's house. 

"Hey Howie, Amy needs help with transmitting her solution all over the world. Do you think you can help her?"

"Sure. What does the solution do?"

"It's a secret I can't tell anyone yet" Amy hesitates.

"But how I know if it can be transmitted or not?"

"I can tell you all it's properties. Do you think that's help?"

"Maybe. But we got to do a test run."

"No" Amy shouts, "I mean I tested it on the apes and it worked".

"OK let's go to my lab and give it try."

On the way to the lab, in the car, Howard asks, "Why is what the solution does a secret?"

Amy thinks for a jiffy and says, "Because I made to be a secret. Everybody will find out eventually."

"OK"

   

In Howard's lab, "So you have to put the solution in here, and make sure it doesn't spill. Or the transmitter will be ruined. The transducer will convert the wavelength of the solution to laser and transmit it to all the receivers. So are you ready to do this?"

Amy starts sweating but backs herself up and says, "I was born ready."

"OK do you want to transmit the laser? Just press the red button on the right." 

As Howard and Bernadette watch, Amy presses the red button and steam realizes from the transmitter. And green laser starts emitting. And Amy smiles evil and victoriously. 

Howard feels a drop in his pants and excuses himself to go to the men's room. And then screams, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO." And comes out with his Genitalia in his hands.

Bernadette freaks out and they rush to the ER. Only to find out all his friends their except Sheldon. And even their Genetalias have dropped. Howard esquires, "You guys too, what kind of voodoo crap is this? And where is Sheldon?". And adds, "Does he get to keep his?"

Leonard says,"No he fainted at the sight of it so he is inside in a bed." 

Howard asks, "So how the hell did this happen?"

Raj replies, "I don't know. I haven't even used mine properly. I think the Lord Kamadeva is mad at us."

The Doctors walks in, "You can go see him. He is in a shock."

They all walk in to see Sheldon laying in a bed staring away at the ceiling. The news was running on the television that said, 'This could be done by a Biology Scientist who is mad with the male species.'

"How are you feeling buddy?", Leonard asks Sheldon.

"I have been better. I'll say."

"We know how it feels." Leonard consoles.

"No you don't. I can't believe I din't think of this for all those people in my 'Mortal Enemy List'."

Leonard mocks,"Of course that's what you are worried about. I can never have sex with Penny again. Beat that."

During Leonard's rant, Sheldon's phone rings.

Sheldon confused, "That was Amy. She said 'Bazinga, punk' and hung up. Well that was not funny at all."

Leonard, Howard and Raj figure it out and look at each other vexed. 

Upon seeing his friend's reaction Sheldon asks "Why are you all looking at each other like that."

"Because Amy did this Genitalia dropping fiasco."

"Really? Good on her. But why did she do it?"

"I don't know, Sheldon, why did she do it? You're a smart guy."

"I am" 

And Sheldon starts thinking staring at blank wall.

Howard says, "Oh just tell him, he will never figure it out."

Leonard laughs, "Just give him a minute. Let's see if he'll figure it out".

THE END.

A/N: *screams* First of all, I never thought I'll write a TBBT fan-fic. Secondly I finished it. It was so much fun writing this you guys. I thought of the balls dropping thing one day randomly it came to me. And I thought I should do a rant post about it sometimes. But today I thought as it is April Fools day, it's the perfect time to post this. And I have been watching a lot of 'Big Bang Theory' lately, this is the effect of that. I must say it feels really good to write a story. I'm sorry it's so long. It's my first story so deal with it. 

Aww you guys, i'm so excited for all of you to read it. It's fun. I loved it. Shamy forever BTW. I love them. 

Asfifgjrgijipjtibjhtitohjtkgnnbn. I'm feeling great after this honestly. I should write more stories I guess. Anyhow. Comment. Share. Subscribe. And everything. All that jazz. I love you guys.

AND HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY.

LOTS OF LOVE

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Pushya. C

Weird dream!!!

Firstly I'm sorry I haven't been writing lately I have been so lazy. It's summer here. So maybe it's that I have NO clue why I haven't been writing. Anyhow last night, as in the night of 29th, I had the craziest dream in the history of my crazy dreams and I take my dreams very seriously A LOT. OK maybe a little. OK just sometimes like now. Before I tell you about my dream I have to tell you the back story. In high school in 2008, I was not the favorite among my classmates. I was the lonely girl at the last seat in class talking to nobody. There were these two people who decide they were going to my life in high school because its high school and somebody's life has to be ruined. These people were a guy we'll call him 'jumping around homo' or 'jah' because he always seemed so jumpy and he was definitely homo and a girl we'll call her 'I know I'm hot bitches' or 'ikihb'. So jah and ikihb made my life miserable. Everybody stopped talking to me in class after they joined our class in high school. So yeah, you get it. I was kind of bullied and isolated from everyone in high school. So I hate these people and my high school. Hate is a small word for what I feel for these people. I'd never go back not even for a reunion. So the night of 29th march 2014 I dreamt that I was in love with 'jah' and 'ikihb' was my best friend. And it was happy times. I woke up from my dream around 6am thinking what the heck did I just dream about. And I was thinking how this dream might has occurred because I forgive people eventually an I don't like carrying around negativity. And I thought how I should reach to them on social media and make peace. But one thing I realized was 'never make such huge decisions after a 11hours of sleep especially not at 6am' because nobody is awake then its so peaceful and quiet you think you're the only person in the world and forget the living reality. So here it is guys. Never just get out of bed and go 'hey you know what? I'm going to go bungee jumping today' you might probably die because you forget to harness or something like that. Otherwise have a nice day. I love you all. Comment. Subscribe. Share. And all that jazz. See you until the next post.

LOTS OF LOVE

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-Pushya C

 

That time of the month!!

Each month, Mother nature strikes and gives a little notification that we are "not pregnant" without considering you are sexually active or not.

We should be happy about it, right? Wrong. Yes I don't want to be pregnant. I'm 19. I want a career not a baby. But couldn't Mother nature be more kind on us girls and make it easier. 

And when on periods we are hungry all the time. It's like our body is on complete workout that needs continuous supply of fuel. And to top it of we have the mood swings.

We crave all the food that existed in the world. All that is cooked, to be cooked and everything. We crave food at nights the most. 

And our best friend before/during periods is PMS (Premenstrual Syndrome). We cry. We yell. We rant. We feel guilty. We feel fat. And everything else you can think of. And all day we feel like this:

And all you want to do is lay down on the floor because it's soothing. 

If I could give it away I would. If I could be a just for this reason and this reason only, I would. You get the gist. I hate these damn periods. And our uterus is our enemy, conspiring against us just like this: 

Gotta go. I'm craving for some food. 

Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.

1. 💔

2. 😰

Day Eight: Three Turn ons.

1. Tall guys.
2. Accents.
3. Funny.

Day Seven: Four Turn offs.

1. Thin guys.
2. Being short.
3. Wearing socks on Sandals/ flipflops/ slippers.
4. Smells bad.

PS: Bare with me i'm planning on finishing this challenge today! 

Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)

1. My sister. She is always there for me. She is a part of my soul.
2. My best friend. I don't know if we are friends forever but we have been through a lot of ups and sucky downs. 
3. My mum. We don't talk much but she is mum so she is very important to me.
4. My dad. He is the sweetest soul.
5. My special friend. We are at low on our friendship but you'll always mean special to me.

Day Five: Six Things you wish you'd never done.

1. Not lied so much during a certain period in my life.
2. Been friends with the wrong people.
3. Open my heart and love people more than they deserve.
4. Better at my education.
5. Letting go of my dog.
6. Been more serious about life. 

A Beautiful Wedding Gift.!!!

I was just going through my dad's collection of books. I wanted a really good book to read. I was just going through stuff and I think I realized why I am so in love with books, it is because my dad is the same. It is basic genetics. Any how coming to my point, I found this book of poems called 'Lover's gift and crossing TAGORE' by Macmillan.

PC and Editing: Me.

And this is one poem I came across that I really liked.

     "I dreamt that she sat by my head, tenderly ruffling my hair with her fingers, playing the melody of her touch. I looked at her face and struggled with my tears, till the agony of unspoken words burst my sleep like a bubble. 
     I sat up and saw the glow of the Milky Way above my window, like a world of silence on fire, and I wondered if at this moment she had a dream that rhymed with mine."

Such a beautiful poem with a beautiful feel to it. I'm sure this is one of the best wedding gifts ever.

Only if I had my way with words like Tagore.

I know I haven't written anything in a long time guys sorry I'll try to more often. Writers block, you know.

I LOVE YOU ALL.
LOTS OF LOVE.
Your blogger,
Pushya C
<3

Which Two-headed God is January named after?

January is often considered the month for deep reflection. We look back at the year behind us, bemoaning our regrets and celebrating our successes. And then, we look forward to the future year. We make well-meaning resolutions and hope for the best.

So, in this way, we're a little bit Jan, the Roman god for which January is named. Janus is usually depicted with having two heads that face in opposite directions. One looks forward to the new and uncertain year ahead.

(The poetic term John Keats coined that describes your living life while accepting that it is filled with uncertainty seems apropos to this transitional time.

The God Saturn bestowed upon Janus this ability to see into the future and past. His name comes from the Latin word ianua, which means "door". Janus is  the God of doors, gates, doorways, bridges, and passageways, all of which symbolize beginnings and ends. Janus also represented transition, such as the time between youth and adulthood.

This article is not mine. It's from a little research I was doing  earlier and I found it today. It's quite interesting so I thought I'd share it with you guys! 

-Pushya C
Lots of love
Your blogger
<3

Selfie!

We all take a selfie. When we are bored at home, on the way to college, at the mall, at the movies and everywhere we go. We are a selfie-obsessed generation with our camera phones, smart phones and iPhone. The word selfie has just now been added to the dictionary and it's new to everybody. Selfie is a self potrait usually taken for social networking. But come to think of where it all started, it takes us back to 1839, Robert Cornelius, an american photographer, has recorded to have taken the first ever selfie.

He doesn't look that happy considering he was making history maybe because he had to stand 15 minutes in front of the camera to take the picture. Yes folks, a selfie took 15 minutes in 1839. But now we take 100s of selfies in 15 minutes with out digital camera and smart phones and update the best out of it to social networking. A selfie has an evolution from Robert's picture to a everyday thing.

There is also this funny song about 'Selfie' by The Chainsmokers. 

Here is the link to it. 

                                       

Give it a listen. It's hilarious. It has that back to high school feel to it. 

-Pushya C

Lots of love. 

International Women's Day

It's International Women's Day on Eighth of March.
How are you celebrating?
Are you not sure of what to do?
I will tell you things you can do to celebrate this day.

1. You can always write a sweet hand written note or flowers to the women who effect your life. It could be your mother, wife, girlfriend or friend. Let them know that they're as good as anybody. 
2. If you really want to go out and make a difference in a woman's life. Go to a local event happening on that day, there are usually hundreds of events happening on world's women's day. 
3. Watch a woman based flick. Or read a woman based book. 
4. If you can afford to make a donation, donate in any means to a women charity/NGO for women. 
5. Women in the United States are going to wear red lipstick to celebrate femininity. You can do the same if you are a woman. 
6. Appreciate the fact that the times have changed so much where women were discriminated to having so many modern women in our society.
7. Listen to the song by UN called 'One Woman'. Here is the video: 

Here is the lyrics so that you can sing along. 

In Kigali, she wakes up,

She makes a choice,

In Hanoi, Natal, Ramallah.

In Tangier, she takes a breath,

Lifts up her voice,

In Lahore, La Paz, Kampala. 

Through she's half a world away,

Something in me wants to say-

We are One Woman

You cry and I hear you.

We are one woman

You hurt, and I hurt, too.

We are One Woman

Your hopes are mine

We shall shine.

In Juarez she speaks the truth, 

She reaches out,

Then teaches other how to.

In Jaipur, she gives her name,

She lives without shame,

In Manila, Salta, Embu.

Though we're different as can be,

We're connected, she with me -

We are One Woman

Your courage keeps me strong.

We are One Woman

You sing, I sing along.

We are one One Woman

Your dreams are mine

We shall shine

We shall shine -

And one man, he hears her voice.

And one man, he fights her fight.

Day by day, he lets go the old ways,

One woman at a time.

We are One Woman

Your victories life us all.

We are One Woman

You rise and I stand tall.

We are One Woman

Our dreams are mine

We shall shine 

Shine, shine, shine -

Official song of UN Women,"One Woman", lyrics by Beth Blatt, music by Graham Lyle and Clay which was composed for UN Women and performed Graham Lyle, Clay, Beth Blatt, Gemma Bulos, Tituss Burgess, Tracy McDowell, Country Redd and United Nations International School Choir.

And this is how Google is celebrating The International Women's Day with it's Google Doodle.

How I am celebrating The International Women's Day is by spending my day at college writing a test. Yes on a Saturday! I guess I should feel privileged that I am allowed by the society and my family to study further through college. I don't feel that way thoough maybe because I haven't generally as a women face discrimination yet. My heart does go out to all the going through discrimination. All my love and warmth to our women of the world. Stay strong. We are one. 

And I dedicate this 'International Women's Day' to my sister, who is my greatest strength. And who has turned to be a beautiful women now. In and out. Wow feels weird to call her a women. But she is one. An amazing one who is a mixture of strength and emotions. Happy International Women's Day +chandana c. 

Also my mother is getting an award for her contribution in the field of education for 35 year on International Women's Day. She is a teacher. Congratulation, Ma. You're worth it. 

Respect women enough to be avail them their rights. Happy International Women's Day Everybody. <3
Lots of love.

-Pushya.C

<3

Challenge: Day 4: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.

1. My career.
2. Life
3. Being happy.
4. My friends.
5. My dog.
6. Travel
7. My blog. 

Lots of love, my precious readers.

-Pushya.C <3 

College life.

   I'm a college student. I'm doing my diploma in Electronics and Communication. I'm in my final semester. But first let me give you a little back story of my education. I finished my school in 2010 with good grades. I was so unsure of  stream to take up in my Pre-university College. Before I could decide I was put in SSMRV Pre-University College to study Science as my major. The subjects I had were Physics, Chemistry, Maths, Computer Science. I have been a person good at Science so I thought it was not a bad idea for me to study my Science major. I started going to college regularly. I was living my college life. But I wasn't very enthusiastic about my subjects. I was good at it but I did not love it enough to pursue it. So my grades eventually started to decline, I had not really made any friends in college. There was a point where I found no reason to college. I used to go meet my friends from this other girl's college. And typical girl's college scenario is they don't have much classes and all they do is sit around talk about boys. So without attending my college, I used to hang out with these girls. Then I wasn't allowed to write my exam because I din't have the required attendance percentage that I needed for eligibility. This put me through a lot of hardship and I ended up going under a major depression. I stopped eating right. I did not smile anymore. I did not speak. I was angry all the time. I started gaining weight. I hated myself. One day, my mother took me to get my admission for diploma in Electronics and Communication, not considering my interest again. I was too distraught to even think if this is what I wanted to do. But I was already signed up for it. So here I am today pursuing my diploma in Electronics and Communication. It is not something I love. I am just realizing how important it is do something you love. It is such a drag to go to college to learn something I don't love. These are very important decisions we make after school. Nobody ever tells you how important these decisions are. Maybe they do and we don't pay attention and we think, 'oh they're old and miserable and have nothing better to do'. I hope to make the right decisions in my life. And make decisions for yourself. Don't let anybody decide things for you. Not even your parents. Each decision we make affects you the more than anybody else. Keep your future and people around you while making decisions.

I LOVE YOU GUYS. <3
-Pushya. C
Your blogger. 

Just a thought!

You know what I just realized, you know how they always say 'Women and Children first' in case of emergency or distress. It's because if the men died there would be other men who can impregnate these women and children can grow out to live. And the men can just die and it won't matter to the human race. 

What's in a name? You ask. I'll tell you!

 When I was to be born my mother wanted to name me, Avinash if I was a guy and wasn't sure what she was going to name me if i was going to be a girl. Those were the days when they prefered not knowing the gender of the baby. So when I was born in 1994 on Seventh of September, a Rainy Wednesday evening, my mother had decided to name me 'Padmaja'. Then my sister and her childhood friend/my neighbor decided my name was going to be 'Pavithra'. It's a pretty decent name. I would have been happy with either of it. A little boring, ancient names but I like old, boring things!

 So when I was back home with my mother, everybody apparently comes meets (me) the baby and the mother. My father had a couple of close friends who were practically family back then. So this friend of my father and his family came to visit me and my mother. My father's friend had two kids in their early teens. They were talking to my mother asking her my name. When mother told them that they had decided 'Padmaja' for me, these kids were unenthusiastic about it because it was an ancient, boring name. So they pitched in the idea of naming me 'Pushya'. After a yabba dabba doo, my fate was sealed. I was going to be named 'Pushya'. Well, first of all, it is a nice name. It has a nice sound to it. But also, I say this by personal experience, it has a wide range of opportunities to be made fun of. And my name is a very rare name, I have met only two people with my name, one was a 7-8 year old baby girl and other was a guy on social networking.  Honestly I don't know if these kids who suggested this name wanted to make my life more miserable, trying to pick on a kid just born, Sadists. But, whatever it was, I have had to deal with the consequences of it for 19 years and I am sure I am going to deal with it for the rest of my life. I have heard it all, people calling me Push-ya, Pull-ya, making all kind of Push-Pull jokes. You know how kids are in school, they are mean. They'd make fun of my name till I get flushed red with embarrassment. And also when I am introducing myself to somebody, it's always like, "My name is Pushya. P-U-S-H-Y-A. Yep." I always spell out my name for people. Well apparently when there are so many downsides to my name, it also has upsides. Pushya is a lunar mansion in Indian astronomy. Pushya is also known to be the Yellow Sapphire. Apparently, Human nature can be changed with the proper understanding of the Mathematical Principle applied to language, and specifically to name. I also further tried to do a little bit of research of my name on this site I got onto. 

According to which, as Pushya, I take life and my responsibilities seriously. I am practical and intellectual, with interests in science, technology, mechanics and various mathematical aspects of life. I ,apparently, seek understanding through intellect using facts and scientific logic. I'm not very ambitious though I am steadfast and trustworthy in my work. I would be satisfied with a role of service. Settled conditions at home and business life mean a great deal to me. I do not have strong desires to travel and to make changes and would be happy to have a secure life. I am a perfectionist extremely exacting about possessions and the obligations. I work hard at activities but I lose interest if it gets monotonous. I tend to specialize, finding outlets in practical creativity like cooking, crafting or computer work. If I pursue music I'd be drawn to the technical aspects and strive for perfection. I am usually blunt and unaware of other's sensitive feeling causing misunderstandings. I am critical and complaining at times. I am not a natural optimist, I am moody and I have a temper. I am not idealistic or romantic. I am devoted to my loved ones. I can be too protective and possessive of them. In some ways I appear insensitive, in other ways, I am too indulgent and accommodating when it comes to my family and friends. Sometimes people do not know how to take you because of your unpredictable reactions. I am witty, but my wit can have a "bite" to it in the form of sarcasm. I am more apt to respond spontaneously to any suggestion that is made which involves a goof time. Therefore, I cannot be relied upon to carry their responsibilities as well as they should. 

This was fun knowing things about me. Well most of it was true, you should go try it for yourself for laughs. Link: https://www.kabalarians.com/cfm/FreeNameReport.cfm#orderform. 

A/N: Do not take these reports seriously. The power and control is always in your hands. 

I will do a fun thing where I will color code my text based on whether it's true, not true or could be true for fun.

I see mostly green but that report was too long. I dint feel like reading it. Do check it out though if you are into. Don't if you are not. Well Aloha! 

I'll write soon. I love you guys. Loads of love to the world. <3